Essays: Or, Disgruntled Rants About Damn Near Everything
"Rest assured, I will be registering my displeasure on the Internet within minutes!" - Comic Book Guy, The Simpsons, Season XX, Episode ZZ
Once upon the time the World Wide Web was a collection of laboriously-linked diatribes, posted primarily by misfits and nerds who had the audacity to imagine that someone might be interested in their opinions. The aricles below (charitably described here as "essays" are relics of that bygone era.