Essays
"Rest assured that I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throught the world!" - Comic Book Guy
The Simpsons, Season 8, Episode 14
Once upon a time the World Wide Web was comprised almost entirely of content posted by misfits and nerds who had the audacity to imagine that someone might be interested in their opinions. A handful of my surviving contributions (charitably described as "essays") can be found here:
More recent essays (should they spontaneously come into existence) will be linked below.