Mmmmm... Delicious Beverages!

Every now and then, in one of the Asian grocery stores, I come across something that strikes me as just a little odd. I'm particularly fond of some of the drinks. I don't know about you, but when I'm thirsty, I can't think of anything that sounds more refreshing than a nice, tall can of... sweat.

Once in a while, you might feel like sweat just isn't what you're looking for. "Sweat is good," you say to yourself, "but I dunno... I'm just in a mood for something a little more waxy."

No worries... just pop open a can of Wax Gourd drink:

(For what it's worth, by the way, Pocari Sweat isn't bad. It's kinda grapefruity. Wax Gourd drink, on the other hand... blehhhh.)